Who are you?

Start

Look, a
ladder!
Go up it!

Whoops!
You slip and fall
into the river

The current
carries you
forward
three spaces

You succesfully
dodge all the
tower bridge cyclists

Cross the river

Why do they call it 'oven'
when you-OWWWIE

You burn your hand,
Wait one turn

ULEZ fees

Wait one turn

Snake...
Highwayman?
Slide down

Your stocks
are down. lol.

Go forward one space

This is punishable by death
in London for some reason

Ponder that for one turn

You died!
You literally got shot!
By Cupid!

You lose. Now haunt the narrative

Ye olde
fart walk

Toot forward
one space

Finis