Who are you?
Start
Look, a
ladder!
Go up it!
Whoops!
You slip and fall
into the river
The current
carries you
forward
three spaces
You succesfully
dodge all the
tower bridge cyclists
Cross the river
Why do they call it 'oven'
when you-OWWWIE
You burn your hand,
Wait one turn
ULEZ fees
Wait one turn
Snake...
Highwayman?
Slide down
Your stocks
are down. lol.
Go forward one space
This is punishable by death
in London for some reason
Ponder that for one turn
You died!
You literally got shot!
By Cupid!
You lose. Now haunt the narrative
Ye olde
fart walk
Toot forward
one space
Finis